Tuesday, 20 May 2008

A Joke...

If you have been to Jayne's blog (Jayne With a Why) in the last couple of weeks, you may have noticed that she has posted a couple of jokes recently.

Now, Jayne's jokes may well not be completely PC, but WTF, ("Politicly Correct" and "What The Fuck", Doris, in case you were wondering) they are funny, so I thought, Billy, (cos that is what I call me) if Jayne can post non PC jokes, then you need to get on this bandwagon before everyone in the entire blogiverse is posting them.

So here goes:

A class of five-year old schoolchildren return to the classroom after playing in the playground during their break time..

The teacher says to the first child, 'Hello Becky, what have you been doing this playtime?'

Becky replies, 'I have been playing in the sand box'

'Very good,' says the teacher 'if you can spell 'sand' on the blackboard, I will give you a biscuit'

Becky duly goes and writes 's a n d' on the blackboard.

'Very good,' says the teacher and gives Becky a biscuit.

The teacher then says, 'Freddie, what have you been doing in your playtime?'

Freddie replies, 'playing with Becky in the sand box'

'Very good,' says the teacher. 'If you can spell 'box' on the blackboard, I will also give you a biscuit'

Freddie duly goes and writes 'b o x' on the blackboard.

'Very good' says the teacher and gives Freddie a biscuit.

Teacher then says, 'Hello Mohammed, have you been playing in the sand box with Becky and Freddie?'

'No,' replies Mohammed, 'I wanted to, but they would not let me. Every time I went near them they started throwing sand at me, calling me nasty names and asking to see under my jacket in case I had explosives'

'Oh dear,' says the teacher, 'that sounds like blatant racial discrimination to me - now, if you can spell 'blatant racial discrimination' on the blackboard, I will give you a biscuit'

2 comments:

Mars said...

ouch.

Jayne said...

It's one of those jokes that can be adapted to suit the country/territory & I gotta admit, yer brave there Billy to have put this one up :-) What I do find good is that no one has gone all 'fanatical' (for want of a better word)
It IS a joke, but there's bound to be some who won't see that.